河上漂流 英文
：A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive."
中文：一个男人路过旅行社时，看到一个广告栏上面写着“顺着墨累河漂流四天，全部费用只需40美元”｡眨眼间，旅行社的店员抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那个人打昏了｡ When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.
翻译 男人路过旅行社时，看到一个广告栏上面写着“顺着墨累河漂流四天，全部费用只需40美元”｡眨眼间，旅行社的店员抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那个人打昏了｡ 当那个人醒来之后，发现自己被捆在一个木筏上，正沿着河水往下漂呢｡过了一会儿在河的另一边，他看到一个和他处境一样的人｡ "$40 Murray cruise？" he calls out. "40美元墨累河之游？”他喊到｡ "Yep!" says the man on the other side. “是呀!”那人答道｡ "I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,"he yells. “我打赌我们还没吃早饭呢｡”他喊道｡孩子的复数形式
英文 Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom？ Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child？ Tom: Twins. 中文
老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么？ 汤姆：男人们｡ 老师：答得好｡那‘孩子’的复数形式呢？ 汤姆：双胞胎｡
翻译：
老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么？ 汤姆：男人们｡ 老师：答得好｡那‘孩子’的复数形式呢？ 汤姆：双胞胎｡
律师和宝马 英文
A lawyer opened his BMW车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马｡ “警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说｡ “你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了｡” 律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿？!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
中文：
一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马｡ “警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说｡ “你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了｡” 律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿？!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
翻译：
一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马｡ “警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说｡ “你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了｡” 律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿？!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
懒惰的学生
英文
Father: “Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class？” Tom: “I don't know, father.” Father: “Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and